[Intro]

Tonight's transport debate:
Doctor Nina Brooks, mobility expert.
And Gary.

Gary drives. A lot.

[Verse 1]

Nina brings charts of the traffic flow.
Gary brings keys — sets them down real slow.
Leo says, "Gary, what's the story here?"
Gary says, "Traffic. Every year."

[Chorus]

He very much drives a car,
So apparently that takes us far.
Twenty years of transport data?
Gary's driven near Granada.

[Verse 2]

Leo asks, "Could the experts be too remote?"
Gary says, "That's exactly what I wrote."
"Wrote where?" "Comments." "On what?" "Local news."
Nina stares. There's nothing left to lose.

[Chorus]

He very much drives a car,
So apparently that takes us far.
Twenty years of transport data?
Gary's driven near Granada.

[Bridge]

[Nina]
"Induced demand—"

[Gary]
"Common sense."

[Leo]
"Strong arguments from both sides."

[Maya]
"That's one phrase, four times."

[Final Chorus]

He very much drives a car,
Beacon Twenty-Four has raised the bar.
Twenty years of driving classes?
Gary's got a glove-box atlas.

[Outro: Fast riff, four stabs]

Keys hit the desk.
Nina packs her maps away —
Gary's booked again. Housing. Thursday.